Looks like the middle finger

After a break yesterday, the delivery returned to its evil ways with stools that resembled the middle finger.

Technical rebound?

After hitting rock bottom (or should it be soft bottom?) yesterday, things started to look up a bit this morning. Is the worse "behind"? Only the shit will tell.

But it didn't last

This morning's dump was a disaster, although you might not be able to tell from the photo.

Not too bad

Well, at least not as bad as I thought it would be, given the softness of yesterday's delivery. And yes, the toilet papers were pre-existing debris.

The stools have gone soft

Just like the global equity market, rocked by higher oil prices. Maybe next time I can use this as an indication of the day's market movement.

Another rushed shit

I don't want to ask what the blog title sounds like, in case someone accuses me of making a racist remark. This morning's dump was delivered in a hurry due to an early conference call, which is why it was a bit short on length.

Going from strength to strength

Or I suppose it should be "from length to length". From the short blobs the last few days to the sausage-like delivery this morning, things appeared to be increasingly back on track.

Still delivering

The stools were a bit harder this morning, but still no sign of things grinding to a halt.

Surprise, surprise

The streak of non-delivery on a Saturday was broken this morning. And the shape of the stools was pretty interesting - I thought I saw some Egyptian hieroglyphics. Did you?

Grinding to a halt?

Looked likely, judging from the limited output of this morning's dump, although I wouldn't bet my arse on it.

Road to recovery?

The stools were still a bit soft this morning, but the bowels felt fine. Will it grind to a halt again on Saturday?

Another quick turnaround

Talk about constipation and forced deliveries! The hard truth? When it's time to let go, nothing's gonna stop shit now.

You can't hurry shit

Another tough one this morning. Not much output in spite of (or maybe because of) the forced delivery.

Forced delivery

This constipation thing seemed to be getting out of hand until I took matters into my own tummy this morning to force a hard landing. Even so, the result wasn't spectacular.

Talk about a quick turnaround

The flow stoppped completely since yesterday, possibly because I was down with a severe flu. And if you have been following this blog, you'll realise that Saturday is kind of like a "No Shit Day" - just count the number of Saturdays where a delivery occurred. Surprising?

Can it get any worse?

Two dumps in quick succession, within a 15-minute span. And both were mushy stools in deteriorating conditions. Will things turn around tomorrow, or will it get worse?

Woah... what happened?

While the stools were mostly soft of late, this morning's messy delivery came out of the blue.

Dragon shit?

Sure looks like it, although the stools were still soft and a bit sticky.

Normal streak continues

Probably a little on the soft side, but things seemed to be going down the right digestive track.

Transmission resumed?

After see-sawing from diarrhea to near constipation over the Chinese New Year period, things seemed to be settling back to a normal routine. Will it last? We shall see tomorrow.

Some respite... indeed!

The flow stopped completely yesterday, and this morning's dump was barely a drop in the ocean.

Finally, some respite

This morning's dump was closer to a normal delivery. Hopefully, the trend will continue.

Four dumps in a day!

The first dump in the Year of the Rabbit was an odd-hour delivery around 4am and it looked like an exclamation mark.

Had another one an hour later and the situation was pretty much the same.

Things got progressively worse that before lunch, the third dump was almost unrecognisable.

Was it because of too much of a good thing for reunion dinner? Perhaps. Let's hope the last dump, delivered in the evening, would be the last of its kind for the next couple of days.

The softness continues

This morning's dump was one huge and black pile, and stinked like... well, shit. Nice way to wrap up the year of the Tiger. As it is, the real-life Tiger was in fact in deep shit for much of the year.

From one extreme to another

Just yesterday, I was worried about the onset of constipation. But this morning's dump was closer to a loose bowel movement than anything else. The hard truth? Shitting can be as unpredictable as the stock market.