Two dumps today

More weird shapes. Wouldn't say they were calligraphic - the second dump, in particular, looked like Auntie Anne's pretzels twisted out of shape.

Another day of abundance

Although it didn't start off that way, today's output was quite significant for a holiday (it's Dragon Boat Festival and according to tradition, one was supposed to throw rice dumplings into the river in memory of Qu Yuan). Alas, I have no rice dumplings today. Will digested (or rather, rejected) ones count?

Here's the first of the two dumps:


The second dump was quite awesome:

Soft like the stock market

Just when I thought things were recovering, this morning's dump went soft again, pretty much mirroring the weakness of the stock market.

New quota

After a few days of stoppage, the flow returned this morning. And they were not mere drops in the ocean.

Contrasting deliveries

The first one was a nice solid piece with a floating satellite in accompaniment.


But the second one, about an hour and a half later, was almost disastrous.

Still on the soft side

Had diarrhea yesterday morning but didn't take any photos. It's supposed to be an urgent delivery, remember? This morning's dump was slightly better, but still a bit on the soft side.

Two dumps again

The first one, in the middle of the night, brought worries of a diarrhea. But nothing much happened until after breakfast, by which time the situation seemed to have reversed.

Same shit again

This morning's dump was fluffy and soft again, with a tiny satellite stool at the two o'clock position.

Even softer today

Yesterday's dump seemed to be a prelude to the softer delivery this morning. The shape of the shit also reminded me of a quotation mark or some kind of cartoon character.

Another floating satellite

Just like yesterday, this morning's dump featured a floating piece, although the condition of the shit was softer in comparison.

Shitting is like manufacturing

If you rush the delivery, you're not going to get good output. Unlike most other Sundays, this morning's dump was done in a rather relaxed pace, hence the result was quite respectable, though a bit fluffy on the edges.

Two in a "roll"

Quite literally, continuing the home run since yesterday, although the subsequent dump in the afternoon started to show signs of mushiness.

First outdoor dump

No, not that kind of outdoor. I meant outside of my usual location. Should I start a foursquare for nature's call?

Early delivery or delayed reaction?

This morning's delivery arrived early, almost two hours before the break of dawn. And the volume was quite substantial. Was this a holdover from the weakend?


I dunno. But the situation deteriorated as the day went along. This second dump was delivered before lunch.


And the third one was even worse. There's another right after that, which was almost as bad, but I didn't capture it on camera. Well, if you had been shitting like I did, you'll probably lose the appetite to take photos after a while.

Getting softer

This morning's dump was softer and fluffier than yesterday's. If things continue in this direction, I should be anticipating some kind of diarrhea tomorrow. Or will there be another surprise in store?

Sudden turnaround

Just when I thought it was going to be another solid dump, perhaps even something along the lines of a snaky sabre, the softness returned this morning without warning.

Technical rebound?

After hitting rock bottom (or should it be soft bottom?) yesterday, things started to look up a bit this morning. Is the worse "behind"? Only the shit will tell.

Not too bad

Well, at least not as bad as I thought it would be, given the softness of yesterday's delivery. And yes, the toilet papers were pre-existing debris.

The stools have gone soft

Just like the global equity market, rocked by higher oil prices. Maybe next time I can use this as an indication of the day's market movement.

Road to recovery?

The stools were still a bit soft this morning, but the bowels felt fine. Will it grind to a halt again on Saturday?