Used-up quota?

Ever since the diarrhea on Sunday, things have slowed to a drip. This was yesterday's delivery, which didn't amount to much. Today was worse, with a few isolated drops that weren't worth the effort to shoot. Has the quota for the week been used up?

Shit can be deceiving

Ever had the feeling that there is more but you just couldn't get it out? Well, today was one of those days, although the output was too murky to tell.

Not much output

But at least the flow didn't stop completely, like on most weekends.

No shit!

I don't know why, but the pipeline suddenly dried up. Maybe the quota was used up during the last major dump on Monday?

You can't hurry shit

Another tough one this morning. Not much output in spite of (or maybe because of) the forced delivery.

Forced delivery

This constipation thing seemed to be getting out of hand until I took matters into my own tummy this morning to force a hard landing. Even so, the result wasn't spectacular.

Talk about a quick turnaround

The flow stoppped completely since yesterday, possibly because I was down with a severe flu. And if you have been following this blog, you'll realise that Saturday is kind of like a "No Shit Day" - just count the number of Saturdays where a delivery occurred. Surprising?