Two dumps today

One at home Another at the office Which shit, er, shot is better?

It was a dark and stormy shit...

Somehow the delivery in the office toilet always turned out to be a bit murky. Was it because of the contrast of the white toilet bowl?

All for one

After a break in delivery yesterday, this morning's dump was nice and easy. Does it look more like an Olympic torch or a dildo?

Breaking tradition

It's a Sunday and for once, the delivery this morning was smooth and rather bountiful.

Not much output

But at least the flow didn't stop completely, like on most weekends.

TGIF?

Probably not. The dreaded weekend is approaching and that's when the flow usually stops. Today's output gave an early indication that this might happen again.

In too deep

This morning's dump went right to the bottom, almost completely hidden from view.

Home, sweet home

Even though this morning's dump went a bit soft (but still sticky), it was more satisfactory as the photo can be taken under better lighting conditions.

Sticky shit

You probably can't tell from the photo (the lighting condition was really bad), but this morning's dump was not environmentally friendly. The amount of toilet paper required to wipe the shit off the anal region would alarm Greenpeace.

Just a little bit

Not much output this morning. Will the flow stop tomorrow?

Short end of the shit

To go with the firing in the office today. Great relief!

Another long one

Looks like the morning dump tends to be more shapely when it is delivered in familiar territory. This one resembles a coil, or some kind of logo for a utility company if you take into view the strayed bits at the top.

Mmmmm.....

This morning's delivery was shaped like a large M. Or you could say that it resembled a pair of eyes and huge eyebrows.

Another pair

After a break yesterday, today's dump was short and... ok, I won't say it's sweet because you'll suspect that I've tasted shit.

Two in a "roll"

Quite literally, continuing the home run since yesterday, although the subsequent dump in the afternoon started to show signs of mushiness.

Nice home delivery

After two consecutive days of outdoor dump with varying degree of firmness, it's back to familiar territory this morning and the delivery was smooth and satisfying.

Something firm at last

Let's see how long this will last. Tomorrow is the weakend.

First outdoor dump

No, not that kind of outdoor. I meant outside of my usual location. Should I start a foursquare for nature's call?

No shit!

I don't know why, but the pipeline suddenly dried up. Maybe the quota was used up during the last major dump on Monday?

Early delivery or delayed reaction?

This morning's delivery arrived early, almost two hours before the break of dawn. And the volume was quite substantial. Was this a holdover from the weakend?


I dunno. But the situation deteriorated as the day went along. This second dump was delivered before lunch.


And the third one was even worse. There's another right after that, which was almost as bad, but I didn't capture it on camera. Well, if you had been shitting like I did, you'll probably lose the appetite to take photos after a while.

Anticipated surprise

Just as anticipated, there was a surprise in store if you had been following recent developments. Instead of diarrhea, this morning's stools were soft but shapely (like short little sausages) and kind of sticky. Will the short sausages become longer tomorrow? It's anybody's guess.

Getting softer

This morning's dump was softer and fluffier than yesterday's. If things continue in this direction, I should be anticipating some kind of diarrhea tomorrow. Or will there be another surprise in store?

Still normal

A little bit on the soft side, but otherwise the delivery this morning was quite normal.

Quick recovery

This morning's dump was smooth and firm, pretty much in line with the recovery in the global equity market. I should really contemplate using stools to predict market movement. Wait, does that make me an ANALyst?

Sudden turnaround

Just when I thought it was going to be another solid dump, perhaps even something along the lines of a snaky sabre, the softness returned this morning without warning.

Getting longer

From something that vaguely resembled the middle finger yesterday, this morning's delivery extended itself to look like a dagger. Nice!