Solid stools at last

After the disastrous deliveries over the weekend, normal transmission resumed, with a little interruption yesterday.

Combo delivery

This morning's dump started off normally, but thereafter things went downhill. If you look closely, the normal piece was covered by a liquified patch on top.

Almost vertical

Today's dumps were almost standing like tree stumps.

They ain't heavy...

They were just partially hidden from view, so there was no telling how many pieces were delivered in total.

Two pieces

Today's output was doubled, but nothing to cheer about.

A single piece

Nothing spectacular today, probably as a result of lethargy.

Strange shapes

Was that an odd-looking Y or was it some kind of mathematical symbol?

Increased output

But not much of a calligraphy today as the bulk of the dump sank to the bottom.

Single stroke

Will this be the start of another calligraphic week?

Moderate output

After a break from abundance, this morning's dump was an example of moderation. And the delivery was smooth, yet controlled.

Nice stroke

It has been a while since something like this was delivered. Hope the stroke continues tomorrow.

Back to normal

Sausage-like dumps this morning. Modest output, but smooth delivery.

I forgot

The toilet paper should have gone in after the shot. But at least the condition of the dump was much better than yesterday.

Contrasting deliveries

The first one was a nice solid piece with a floating satellite in accompaniment.


But the second one, about an hour and a half later, was almost disastrous.

Snake or mushroom?

This morning's dump looked like a cross between a snake and a mushroom. Or maybe an oversized beansprout?

Shitting satellites

One heavy dose plus two floating pieces for this morning's dump.

Two dumps today

A rare event on a Sunday, just like the two ministers who were dumped from the current cabinet.

The first one resembled a hammer, just like someone who likes to meet people in a cul-de-sac.


The second comprised some floating pieces of shit, just like someone who didn't stick around for long because he was a seat-warmer.

It's a long, long shit

And delivered in one swift "motion", with no winding turn.

Shit, it's Friday the 13th

But nothing went wrong with this morning's dump, except that it looked like a combination of hard and soft stools. Not so for Blogger, which was down for maintenance.

Falling short of the quota

After the short spurts yesterday, this morning's dump fell short in terms of total output. Like a number of quotas that fell short today.