It's been a while

I have been travelling so I didn't put in the effort to track the deliveries. In any case, these were few and far between due to the slightly irregular routines. The usual dump resumed this morning. Not spectacular, but at least something.

Stopped at one

After an extended run of two deliveries in a day, today's dump was finally limited to one session. And a single piece, to be exact.

Another two dumps todays

Even when the output of individual dump was quite substantial, the number of deliveries remained the same as previous days.

Yet another two dumps today

They say good things come in pairs, but would it be too much of a good thing if the pairs have been arriving on consective days?

Two dumps again

The first one, in the middle of the night, brought worries of a diarrhea. But nothing much happened until after breakfast, by which time the situation seemed to have reversed.

Two dumps today

One's like stringy pasta while the other was back to the calligraphic stroke.

Back to familiar territory

This morning's dump looked like a twig, or if your imagination really takes you there, a dildo. I guess it's a nice break after several calligraphic strokes.

Shit you, toilet bowl in white!

First outdoor dump in a long while, and nothing much to contribute - just like the men in white.

A drop in the ocean?

No, it just went vertical again.

Two more calligraphic deliveries

Adding to the different strokes over the past few days. Wonder what word will emerge from this?

And then it's horizontal

To complement yesterday's vertical shit, this morning's delivery went the other way. Put together with the different strokes over the past few days and one might get a calligraphic word in 3D.

Vertical shit

This morning's dump was a pretty long one, but you probably couldn't tell because the shit was standing vertically.

Finally...

A calligraphic piece... of shit from this morning's delivery. Good to have something nice going (out) before the weekend.

Normalised shit

Things seem to be getting back to the usual routine again. Did I try to normalise the delivery? No. What's the alternative?

Shit between the lines

Actually, between the toilet papers is more appropriate. Any smaller (the shit, that is) and you probably would not be able to see it. The toilet papers were pre-existing residues.

Same shit again

This morning's dump was fluffy and soft again, with a tiny satellite stool at the two o'clock position.

Even softer today

Yesterday's dump seemed to be a prelude to the softer delivery this morning. The shape of the shit also reminded me of a quotation mark or some kind of cartoon character.

Another floating satellite

Just like yesterday, this morning's dump featured a floating piece, although the condition of the shit was softer in comparison.

Even nicer today

Had to rush off for an early conference yesterday so didn't have the luxury of time to take a dump. But this morning's delivery made up for the break, with a nicely formed pair and a floating satellite.

Nice mid-week shit

Back to work today and the smooth delivery continued, despite the persistent feeling of constipation.

Holiday shit

It's a holiday today so that's why the output was quite decent as I had the luxury of time to do my business.

Shit can be deceiving

Ever had the feeling that there is more but you just couldn't get it out? Well, today was one of those days, although the output was too murky to tell.

Shitting is like manufacturing

If you rush the delivery, you're not going to get good output. Unlike most other Sundays, this morning's dump was done in a rather relaxed pace, hence the result was quite respectable, though a bit fluffy on the edges.

Better than nothing

Not much output today, but at least the flow didn't stop. The morning dump was almost hidden from view and if not for a tiny protruding bit, there would be nothing to show.

Another two dumps in quick succession

No joke. In both instances, they were not pretty, with the second delivery closing in on a full-fledged diarrhea.