Limited output today

The stroke of shit didn't continue today. This morning's dump was quite limited and rather hard.

Used-up quota?

Ever since the diarrhea on Sunday, things have slowed to a drip. This was yesterday's delivery, which didn't amount to much. Today was worse, with a few isolated drops that weren't worth the effort to shoot. Has the quota for the week been used up?

Shitting satellites

One heavy dose plus two floating pieces for this morning's dump.

It's a long, long shit

And delivered in one swift "motion", with no winding turn.

Single dose today

And it's long and straight unlike the winding road to the beach in the morning.

Awesome shit

It's been a while since something of such length and scale has been delivered.

It's been a while

I have been travelling so I didn't put in the effort to track the deliveries. In any case, these were few and far between due to the slightly irregular routines. The usual dump resumed this morning. Not spectacular, but at least something.

Stopped at one

After an extended run of two deliveries in a day, today's dump was finally limited to one session. And a single piece, to be exact.

Shit you, toilet bowl in white!

First outdoor dump in a long while, and nothing much to contribute - just like the men in white.

Two more calligraphic deliveries

Adding to the different strokes over the past few days. Wonder what word will emerge from this?

Shit between the lines

Actually, between the toilet papers is more appropriate. Any smaller (the shit, that is) and you probably would not be able to see it. The toilet papers were pre-existing residues.

Holiday shit

It's a holiday today so that's why the output was quite decent as I had the luxury of time to do my business.

Not much output

But at least the flow didn't stop completely, like on most weekends.

TGIF?

Probably not. The dreaded weekend is approaching and that's when the flow usually stops. Today's output gave an early indication that this might happen again.

In too deep

This morning's dump went right to the bottom, almost completely hidden from view.

Mmmmm.....

This morning's delivery was shaped like a large M. Or you could say that it resembled a pair of eyes and huge eyebrows.

Another pair

After a break yesterday, today's dump was short and... ok, I won't say it's sweet because you'll suspect that I've tasted shit.

Getting longer

From something that vaguely resembled the middle finger yesterday, this morning's delivery extended itself to look like a dagger. Nice!

Still delivering

The stools were a bit harder this morning, but still no sign of things grinding to a halt.

Forced delivery

This constipation thing seemed to be getting out of hand until I took matters into my own tummy this morning to force a hard landing. Even so, the result wasn't spectacular.