Another day of abundance

Although it didn't start off that way, today's output was quite significant for a holiday (it's Dragon Boat Festival and according to tradition, one was supposed to throw rice dumplings into the river in memory of Qu Yuan). Alas, I have no rice dumplings today. Will digested (or rather, rejected) ones count?

Here's the first of the two dumps:


The second dump was quite awesome:

Falling short of the quota

After the short spurts yesterday, this morning's dump fell short in terms of total output. Like a number of quotas that fell short today.

See, I told you so

This morning's dump didn't look spectacularly nasty. That's because you didn't get to smell it.

Another two dumps todays

Even when the output of individual dump was quite substantial, the number of deliveries remained the same as previous days.

Another floating satellite

Just like yesterday, this morning's dump featured a floating piece, although the condition of the shit was softer in comparison.

Better than nothing

Not much output today, but at least the flow didn't stop. The morning dump was almost hidden from view and if not for a tiny protruding bit, there would be nothing to show.

Just a little bit

Not much output this morning. Will the flow stop tomorrow?

Short end of the shit

To go with the firing in the office today. Great relief!

Two in a "roll"

Quite literally, continuing the home run since yesterday, although the subsequent dump in the afternoon started to show signs of mushiness.

Something firm at last

Let's see how long this will last. Tomorrow is the weakend.

Anticipated surprise

Just as anticipated, there was a surprise in store if you had been following recent developments. Instead of diarrhea, this morning's stools were soft but shapely (like short little sausages) and kind of sticky. Will the short sausages become longer tomorrow? It's anybody's guess.

Not too bad

Well, at least not as bad as I thought it would be, given the softness of yesterday's delivery. And yes, the toilet papers were pre-existing debris.

Grinding to a halt?

Looked likely, judging from the limited output of this morning's dump, although I wouldn't bet my arse on it.

Suddenly... shit has new meaning to me

Did I say things weren't looking up yesterday with all that loose stools? Well, it took a turn today and the flow stopped suddenly.

"There's beauty down below and things we never take notice of
You wake up suddenly the shit is gone"

Holy shit

What a big pile! Makes me wonder: have you ever had such a big dump that it takes two flushes to get rid of everything? What do you do while waiting for the cistern to refill?

And so I zoomed in...

Did it make any difference? Should I stick to the routine shot? For a clean dump like this, zooming in seems to work pretty well. But if it's a mess, I wonder if a close-up shot will be nauseating.

Almost hidden shit, again

Had something like this last month. In a situation like this, should I zoom in?

Was that my intestine or what?

My regular iPhone camera continued to show signs of problems (magenta discolouration, shutter freeze) so I took a shot of this morning's dump on my old Samsung flip phone. The quality, as you can imagine, wasn't very good. And that applied to the shit as well. But you may notice that the shape is a bit like the intestines (or a happy clown face, with some vivid imagination).

Still soft and fluffy

But this one was easier to classify - Type 5, no question about it.

Hard to classify

This morning's dump seemed to be a cross between Type 4 and Type 5. It's snake-like, soft, but with fluffy edges. So I'm not really sure how to classify it based on the Bristol Stool Chart.