Still a bit on the loose

Probably the remaining residue from yesterday. Hopefully this will clear it all.

Two dumps today

More weird shapes. Wouldn't say they were calligraphic - the second dump, in particular, looked like Auntie Anne's pretzels twisted out of shape.

Another day of abundance

Although it didn't start off that way, today's output was quite significant for a holiday (it's Dragon Boat Festival and according to tradition, one was supposed to throw rice dumplings into the river in memory of Qu Yuan). Alas, I have no rice dumplings today. Will digested (or rather, rejected) ones count?

Here's the first of the two dumps:


The second dump was quite awesome:

Abundance

But not in the way I would have liked it, especially with a few subsequently dumps that were greater in volume and softer in consistency.

Soft like the stock market

Just when I thought things were recovering, this morning's dump went soft again, pretty much mirroring the weakness of the stock market.

New quota

After a few days of stoppage, the flow returned this morning. And they were not mere drops in the ocean.

Today is D(iarrhea)-Day

I lost count of the number of visits to the loo throughout the day, but this was the first dump that started it all.

Contrasting deliveries

The first one was a nice solid piece with a floating satellite in accompaniment.


But the second one, about an hour and a half later, was almost disastrous.

Two dumps today

A rare event on a Sunday, just like the two ministers who were dumped from the current cabinet.

The first one resembled a hammer, just like someone who likes to meet people in a cul-de-sac.


The second comprised some floating pieces of shit, just like someone who didn't stick around for long because he was a seat-warmer.

Not so awesome today

This morning's dump was a complete contrast to yesterday's. Not much was solid or visible and the smell seemed to indicate that something nasty was on its way, even though the day went by without further interruptions.

Still on the soft side

Had diarrhea yesterday morning but didn't take any photos. It's supposed to be an urgent delivery, remember? This morning's dump was slightly better, but still a bit on the soft side.

Two dumps again

The first one, in the middle of the night, brought worries of a diarrhea. But nothing much happened until after breakfast, by which time the situation seemed to have reversed.

Same shit again

This morning's dump was fluffy and soft again, with a tiny satellite stool at the two o'clock position.

Even softer today

Yesterday's dump seemed to be a prelude to the softer delivery this morning. The shape of the shit also reminded me of a quotation mark or some kind of cartoon character.

Shitting is like manufacturing

If you rush the delivery, you're not going to get good output. Unlike most other Sundays, this morning's dump was done in a rather relaxed pace, hence the result was quite respectable, though a bit fluffy on the edges.

Another two dumps in quick succession

No joke. In both instances, they were not pretty, with the second delivery closing in on a full-fledged diarrhea.

First outdoor dump

No, not that kind of outdoor. I meant outside of my usual location. Should I start a foursquare for nature's call?

Early delivery or delayed reaction?

This morning's delivery arrived early, almost two hours before the break of dawn. And the volume was quite substantial. Was this a holdover from the weakend?


I dunno. But the situation deteriorated as the day went along. This second dump was delivered before lunch.


And the third one was even worse. There's another right after that, which was almost as bad, but I didn't capture it on camera. Well, if you had been shitting like I did, you'll probably lose the appetite to take photos after a while.

Getting softer

This morning's dump was softer and fluffier than yesterday's. If things continue in this direction, I should be anticipating some kind of diarrhea tomorrow. Or will there be another surprise in store?

Sudden turnaround

Just when I thought it was going to be another solid dump, perhaps even something along the lines of a snaky sabre, the softness returned this morning without warning.