Soft like the stock market

Just when I thought things were recovering, this morning's dump went soft again, pretty much mirroring the weakness of the stock market.

I forgot

The toilet paper should have gone in after the shot. But at least the condition of the dump was much better than yesterday.

New quota

After a few days of stoppage, the flow returned this morning. And they were not mere drops in the ocean.

Used-up quota?

Ever since the diarrhea on Sunday, things have slowed to a drip. This was yesterday's delivery, which didn't amount to much. Today was worse, with a few isolated drops that weren't worth the effort to shoot. Has the quota for the week been used up?

Today is D(iarrhea)-Day

I lost count of the number of visits to the loo throughout the day, but this was the first dump that started it all.

Contrasting deliveries

The first one was a nice solid piece with a floating satellite in accompaniment.


But the second one, about an hour and a half later, was almost disastrous.

Snake or mushroom?

This morning's dump looked like a cross between a snake and a mushroom. Or maybe an oversized beansprout?

Shitting satellites

One heavy dose plus two floating pieces for this morning's dump.

Two dumps today

A rare event on a Sunday, just like the two ministers who were dumped from the current cabinet.

The first one resembled a hammer, just like someone who likes to meet people in a cul-de-sac.


The second comprised some floating pieces of shit, just like someone who didn't stick around for long because he was a seat-warmer.

It's a long, long shit

And delivered in one swift "motion", with no winding turn.

Shit, it's Friday the 13th

But nothing went wrong with this morning's dump, except that it looked like a combination of hard and soft stools. Not so for Blogger, which was down for maintenance.

Falling short of the quota

After the short spurts yesterday, this morning's dump fell short in terms of total output. Like a number of quotas that fell short today.

More output today

Couple of short spurts, if you wanna "put" it that way.

Single dose today

And it's long and straight unlike the winding road to the beach in the morning.

And it's normal shit again

After the break on Sunday, it was back to normal this morning with decent output in decent conditions.

Road to recovery

This morning's delivery was smooth and relatively odourless. Nice respite for the start of the weekend.

See, I told you so

This morning's dump didn't look spectacularly nasty. That's because you didn't get to smell it.

Not so awesome today

This morning's dump was a complete contrast to yesterday's. Not much was solid or visible and the smell seemed to indicate that something nasty was on its way, even though the day went by without further interruptions.

Awesome shit

It's been a while since something of such length and scale has been delivered.

Still on the soft side

Had diarrhea yesterday morning but didn't take any photos. It's supposed to be an urgent delivery, remember? This morning's dump was slightly better, but still a bit on the soft side.