Was that my intestine or what?

My regular iPhone camera continued to show signs of problems (magenta discolouration, shutter freeze) so I took a shot of this morning's dump on my old Samsung flip phone. The quality, as you can imagine, wasn't very good. And that applied to the shit as well. But you may notice that the shape is a bit like the intestines (or a happy clown face, with some vivid imagination).

Almost hidden shit

From a big mess yesterday to a simple dump that was almost invisible if not for a protruding piece of shit, what a difference a day made!

Not so Zen-like shit

Today's delivery was a mess. But notice that the shape is somewhat like a... dick?

Nice, Zen-like shit

When was the last time you had a dump without making a big mess? Since this was one of those rare occasions for me, I decided to upload not one, but two photos.