What a difference 30 minutes make

I had two dumps in quick succession (again) this morning. The degree of firmness of the stools couldn't have been more contrasting.

This is the first delivery:


And this is the second:

It could only be a habit

... that I always take two (or three) shots when only one is needed. Incidentally, the top part of this morning's dump looked like the head of Road Runner.

The second dump

Following the trend of going softer, the second dump this morning comprised two soft blobs that were strategically placed for better visibility. Ok, maybe "placed" isn't exactly the right choice of word. But surely you wouldn't have thought I'd arranged it that way, right?

The real test begins today

Back to using my iPhone camera. The photo quality is definitely better. Can't say the same for the shit though. Unlike the calligraphy-like delivery yesterday, this morning's dump was comparatively looser (more on this later).

Anyway, to put the camera to the test, I took two shots.

One with flash:

And one without:


Which do you think is nicer?