Pre-dawn delivery

Woke up around 4am this morning for this unscheduled dump. Must have been something I ate last night. The salted egg? Chicken wings?


You may ask, "Can this activity be scheduled?" Well, I don't know about you. Mine's usually just after breakfast.

Speaking of migration...

This morning's dump underwent a bit of migration again. The top piece was floating for a while before it settled to the bottom to form the prongs of a pitch fork or the euro symbol (rotated 90 degrees anti-clockwise), depending on how you look at it.

Curly wurly on the move

Normally, when you have your dump, you would expect the shit to stay put [put]. But this morning's stools did a bit of a migration while I was bracketing the shots.



And if I tell you this is how it ended up, you'll probably say, "You're kidding!"


Right. This was actually the second delivery, roughly 15 minutes after the first.

What a difference 30 minutes make

I had two dumps in quick succession (again) this morning. The degree of firmness of the stools couldn't have been more contrasting.

This is the first delivery:


And this is the second: