
What is today's motion? Your daily dose of shit, delivered fresh from the lavatory.
Tuesday, December 7
Monday, December 6
Pre-dawn delivery
Woke up around 4am this morning for this unscheduled dump. Must have been something I ate last night. The salted egg? Chicken wings?

You may ask, "Can this activity be scheduled?" Well, I don't know about you. Mine's usually just after breakfast.

You may ask, "Can this activity be scheduled?" Well, I don't know about you. Mine's usually just after breakfast.
Sunday, December 5
Speaking of migration...
This morning's dump underwent a bit of migration again. The top piece was floating for a while before it settled to the bottom to form the prongs of a pitch fork or the euro symbol (rotated 90 degrees anti-clockwise), depending on how you look at it.


Saturday, December 4
Curly wurly on the move
Normally, when you have your dump, you would expect the shit to stay put [put]. But this morning's stools did a bit of a migration while I was bracketing the shots.


And if I tell you this is how it ended up, you'll probably say, "You're kidding!"

Right. This was actually the second delivery, roughly 15 minutes after the first.



And if I tell you this is how it ended up, you'll probably say, "You're kidding!"

Right. This was actually the second delivery, roughly 15 minutes after the first.
Labels:
floating stools,
loose stools,
mushy stools,
Type 4,
Type 6
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