Killing me softly with my shit

From a big heap yesterday to a soft glob of shit this morning, things certainly weren't looking up.

Holy shit

What a big pile! Makes me wonder: have you ever had such a big dump that it takes two flushes to get rid of everything? What do you do while waiting for the cistern to refill?

Sticky shit

Even though it's slippery when wet, some shit will manage to cling on to the slope and leave an indelible mark. Fortunately, this one washed away with the flush.

Almost nothing

Maybe because I was in a hurry to go out so I didn't give my system sufficient time to manufacture some decent shit.