Curly wurly

This morning's dump looked a bit like oversized maggots. Not pretty.

A beautiful dump

Shaped like the Chinese word "吉", just in time for the Lunar New Year.

Barely visible

First dump on a Sunday in a long while but there wasn't much to show. Instead, passed gas frequently throughout the day. Silently, of course.

Can you visualise this shit?

This morning's dump. Looked to me like a pair of arms on a monster. What else can you see?