What is today's motion? Your daily dose of shit, delivered fresh from the lavatory.
Tuesday, February 1
From one extreme to another
Just yesterday, I was worried about the onset of constipation. But this morning's dump was closer to a loose bowel movement than anything else. The hard truth? Shitting can be as unpredictable as the stock market.
Monday, January 31
Closing in on constipation?
Following yesterday's limited output, this morning's dump led me to think that constipation is close at hand. But the subsequent delivery an hour later proved otherwise.


Sunday, January 30
Limited output
For once, I was able to deliver on a Sunday without rush, but the volume of output was a bit disappointing.
Saturday, January 29
Earlier than usual delivery
Had to attend an event this morning so tried to force the issue before breakfast and this was the result. Not a bad combination of normal stools with fluffy pieces towards the end.
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