This morning's dump was one huge and black pile, and stinked like... well, shit. Nice way to wrap up the year of the Tiger. As it is, the real-life Tiger was in fact in deep shit for much of the year.
Just yesterday, I was worried about the onset of constipation. But this morning's dump was closer to a loose bowel movement than anything else. The hard truth? Shitting can be as unpredictable as the stock market.
Following yesterday's limited output, this morning's dump led me to think that constipation is close at hand. But the subsequent delivery an hour later proved otherwise.
Had another one an hour later and the situation was pretty much the same.
Things got progressively worse that before lunch, the third dump was almost unrecognisable.
Was it because of too much of a good thing for reunion dinner? Perhaps. Let's hope the last dump, delivered in the evening, would be the last of its kind for the next couple of days.
