What is today's motion? Your daily dose of shit, delivered fresh from the lavatory.
Monday, February 14
Forced delivery
This constipation thing seemed to be getting out of hand until I took matters into my own tummy this morning to force a hard landing. Even so, the result wasn't spectacular.
Sunday, February 13
Talk about a quick turnaround
The flow stoppped completely since yesterday, possibly because I was down with a severe flu. And if you have been following this blog, you'll realise that Saturday is kind of like a "No Shit Day" - just count the number of Saturdays where a delivery occurred. Surprising?
Friday, February 11
Can it get any worse?

Two dumps in quick succession, within a 15-minute span. And both were mushy stools in deteriorating conditions. Will things turn around tomorrow, or will it get worse?
Thursday, February 10
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