You can't hurry shit

Another tough one this morning. Not much output in spite of (or maybe because of) the forced delivery.

Forced delivery

This constipation thing seemed to be getting out of hand until I took matters into my own tummy this morning to force a hard landing. Even so, the result wasn't spectacular.

Talk about a quick turnaround

The flow stoppped completely since yesterday, possibly because I was down with a severe flu. And if you have been following this blog, you'll realise that Saturday is kind of like a "No Shit Day" - just count the number of Saturdays where a delivery occurred. Surprising?

Can it get any worse?

Two dumps in quick succession, within a 15-minute span. And both were mushy stools in deteriorating conditions. Will things turn around tomorrow, or will it get worse?