What is today's motion? Your daily dose of shit, delivered fresh from the lavatory.
Thursday, February 17
Road to recovery?
The stools were still a bit soft this morning, but the bowels felt fine. Will it grind to a halt again on Saturday?
Wednesday, February 16
Another quick turnaround
Talk about constipation and forced deliveries! The hard truth? When it's time to let go, nothing's gonna stop shit now.
Tuesday, February 15
You can't hurry shit
Another tough one this morning. Not much output in spite of (or maybe because of) the forced delivery.
Monday, February 14
Forced delivery
This constipation thing seemed to be getting out of hand until I took matters into my own tummy this morning to force a hard landing. Even so, the result wasn't spectacular.
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