But it didn't last

This morning's dump was a disaster, although you might not be able to tell from the photo.

Not too bad

Well, at least not as bad as I thought it would be, given the softness of yesterday's delivery. And yes, the toilet papers were pre-existing debris.

The stools have gone soft

Just like the global equity market, rocked by higher oil prices. Maybe next time I can use this as an indication of the day's market movement.

Another rushed shit

I don't want to ask what the blog title sounds like, in case someone accuses me of making a racist remark. This morning's dump was delivered in a hurry due to an early conference call, which is why it was a bit short on length.