Sticky shit

You probably can't tell from the photo (the lighting condition was really bad), but this morning's dump was not environmentally friendly. The amount of toilet paper required to wipe the shit off the anal region would alarm Greenpeace.

Just a little bit

Not much output this morning. Will the flow stop tomorrow?

Short end of the shit

To go with the firing in the office today. Great relief!

Another long one

Looks like the morning dump tends to be more shapely when it is delivered in familiar territory. This one resembles a coil, or some kind of logo for a utility company if you take into view the strayed bits at the top.