No joke. In both instances, they were not pretty, with the second delivery closing in on a full-fledged diarrhea. 
One at home
Another at the office
Which shit, er, shot is better?
Somehow the delivery in the office toilet always turned out to be a bit murky. Was it because of the contrast of the white toilet bowl?
After a break in delivery yesterday, this morning's dump was nice and easy. Does it look more like an Olympic torch or a dildo?