Normalised shit

Things seem to be getting back to the usual routine again. Did I try to normalise the delivery? No. What's the alternative?

Shit between the lines

Actually, between the toilet papers is more appropriate. Any smaller (the shit, that is) and you probably would not be able to see it. The toilet papers were pre-existing residues.

Same shit again

This morning's dump was fluffy and soft again, with a tiny satellite stool at the two o'clock position.

Even softer today

Yesterday's dump seemed to be a prelude to the softer delivery this morning. The shape of the shit also reminded me of a quotation mark or some kind of cartoon character.