Vertical shit

This morning's dump was a pretty long one, but you probably couldn't tell because the shit was standing vertically.

Finally...

A calligraphic piece... of shit from this morning's delivery. Good to have something nice going (out) before the weekend.

Normalised shit

Things seem to be getting back to the usual routine again. Did I try to normalise the delivery? No. What's the alternative?

Shit between the lines

Actually, between the toilet papers is more appropriate. Any smaller (the shit, that is) and you probably would not be able to see it. The toilet papers were pre-existing residues.