Two dumps today

A rare event on a Sunday, just like the two ministers who were dumped from the current cabinet.

The first one resembled a hammer, just like someone who likes to meet people in a cul-de-sac.


The second comprised some floating pieces of shit, just like someone who didn't stick around for long because he was a seat-warmer.

It's a long, long shit

And delivered in one swift "motion", with no winding turn.

Shit, it's Friday the 13th

But nothing went wrong with this morning's dump, except that it looked like a combination of hard and soft stools. Not so for Blogger, which was down for maintenance.

Falling short of the quota

After the short spurts yesterday, this morning's dump fell short in terms of total output. Like a number of quotas that fell short today.