Snake or mushroom?

This morning's dump looked like a cross between a snake and a mushroom. Or maybe an oversized beansprout?

Shitting satellites

One heavy dose plus two floating pieces for this morning's dump.

Two dumps today

A rare event on a Sunday, just like the two ministers who were dumped from the current cabinet.

The first one resembled a hammer, just like someone who likes to meet people in a cul-de-sac.


The second comprised some floating pieces of shit, just like someone who didn't stick around for long because he was a seat-warmer.

It's a long, long shit

And delivered in one swift "motion", with no winding turn.