Although it didn't start off that way, today's output was quite significant for a holiday (it's Dragon Boat Festival and according to tradition, one was supposed to throw rice dumplings into the river in memory of Qu Yuan). Alas, I have no rice dumplings today. Will digested (or rather, rejected) ones count?
Here's the first of the two dumps:

The second dump was quite awesome:
But not in the way I would have liked it, especially with a few subsequently dumps that were greater in volume and softer in consistency.
The stroke of shit didn't continue today. This morning's dump was quite limited and rather hard.
It has been a while since something like this was delivered. Hope the stroke continues tomorrow.